Korta skämt!

**Galning!** mån dec 17, 2012 6:16 pm

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can both smell it but can't eat it.

What a Face

**Galning!** mån dec 17, 2012 7:05 pm

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it.

Cool

**Galning!** mån dec 17, 2012 7:27 pm

A guy with a gun enters a bar.

"Who the fuck had sex with my wife?!" he snarled.

A voice was heard in the background: "you don't have enough bullets mate!"

**Galning!** mån dec 17, 2012 7:35 pm

Pakistani Aircrash....all 131 passengers dead.....

It's believed the 7 seater aircraft had engine trouble just after take off.

**Galning!** mån dec 17, 2012 7:36 pm

Doctor asks a pregnant prostitute.. "Do you know who the father is?"

Prostitute says.. "Doc, if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?"

**Banananal** mån dec 17, 2012 9:36 pm

What's the biggest advantage to having sex with a deaf girl?

She can't hear you sneaking up on her.

**Galning!** tis dec 18, 2012 12:12 am

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait, its too long.

**Galning!** tis dec 18, 2012 12:12 am

Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Oh never mind, youll never get it!

**Ludde** fre jan 04, 2013 12:13 pm

Två norrmän åker helikopter.
Den ene frågar:
-Vad är det som snurrar ovanför oss?
-Det måste vara luftkonditioneringen, svarade den andre.
För när den stannade igår blev piloten alldeles svettig.